Latest update on 07 june 1999

 
 


So,earlier lotsa people askin` me lotsa same questions.
To not answer same things again and again,I am post this FAQ here.



 
 

Q: I downloaded [...] program from your page,how do I?..
A: You think I`m tech support or what?
Rule:If you getting commercial software for free,shut up and
take it "as is".If you have curve hands,buy it and you`ll get tech support.

Q: I get file with strange extension.What i must do with this file?
A: Rename to .zip (sometimes to .exe)

Q: How to contact you?
A: Post your message and contact information in
alt.anonymous.messages news group with subject
ATTN: [PASCO]
Note:If you can help with web space for my page,use this e-mail
 Please do not send webspace offers on free
webhosting servers like xoom,fortunecity,etc.

Again: feed-back not available. That`s mean: do not mail appz requests,
questions about cursor trail, complains about non working downloads
(all answers on this question are in this faq), links exchange offers.
All these mails will be ignored. Sorry for that.

Q: I can`t offer you web space. Somehow else I can help?
A: Please Sign up for free account at celebrity-x (banner on
the main page). Thank you very much in advance.

Q: Why only 36 programs here
(without this fuckin` "visit" links to other pages) ??
A: I think 36 working links to full retail software are better
than 360 links to shareware (why not download sharewares from
oficial sites?) + few non working links to retail programs.
Sure i can search for progz with ftpsearch or in newsgroups
and post them like do that many warez sites,but you need this? :)

Advice:Don`t download shareware from lame warez pages.
Get them from official program homepage or from a registered
distributor like http://www.tucows.com,http://www.download.com,
http://www.shareware.com and so on. Then... It`s easy to find
crack or s/n for a proggy or simply crack this piece of shit yourself =o]

Q: [...] file corrupt! I get CRC error!
A: All OK with all files.Hundreds of people downloading
them and only ~1 or 2 from 10000 have problems like CRC error.
Try to download again with another program.
Netscape highly recommended. Again:
if you got corrupted file,try to get it again with NETSCAPE.
Note:If you downloaded program with IE,you can got
file without extension. Simply rename to *.zip then.

Q: Hey man, can I make mirror of your site?
A: I`m not in need of any mirrors and please do not steal my links. You can
download programz and put on your server or somewhere else,then link them.

Q: Why you can`t add description of programs on your page?
A: Programs here are for people who know what the hell
they want and just want to have the full version.
I am DON`T posting SHIT.For cracked garbage go to another place.
22 dec 1998 - Some descriptions added

Q: What the fuck? Can you remove these annoying graphics
and leave only text links to programz?
Or do you think I come here to look at your stupid download buttons?
A: I enjoy making graphics, :) Maybe it sounds silly,
but it`s my page.Yer getting it for free, DON'T BITCH!

Q: Link to [...] not working! Fix it,please.
A: Sure, when it's possible. Or i will replace it.

Q: Can you add on your page or know where to download [...] program?
A: No.Can`t add and don`t know where to download.Heh,go to shop and buy it.

Q: Someone told me,he got virus from your program! Is this true?
A: First of all, this program is not mine. I am not writing programs ;)
About viruses: It CAN BE true, if this "someone"
can answer on this questions:

- What antivirus program you using?
- In what program this antivirus found virus?
- What virus name?

But, I`m sure, he can`t answer at least on first question.
Anyway, I suggest you to check for viruses
all programs downloaded from warez pages.

Q: Your page/graphics/etc terrible(great)! What are you use to made it?
A: Photoshop 4.0.1 + few plugins,Ulead GifAnimator and HomeSite 3.01.

Q: Fuck you! Your page sux! Links not working and graphics like bullshit!
A: Fuck yourself and never come again.

Q: You`re cracker?
A: No. Err.. correction:
I`m crackin` only for myself and I`m never distribute my cracks.
Btw,retail programz better than cracked shareware garbage ;-)

Q: "I have downloaded [...] program from your site and
it crashed my windows,delete all information on my HDD...",
"your cracked audiograbber not work,it`s a fake",etc...
A: I am NEVER change original installation code.
What software publishers offering for money,I`m offer it
for free.That`s it.And if this programs not working
perfectly,I`m never go to crack them (can I do this or not)

Q: Downloads are too slow :-(
A: And what,do you think,can i do? Put progs on another servers?
Downloads are slow, `coz too many users are downloading programs at one
time,lamers stealing my links and post them on their pages,etc...
On others servers there would be the same story.
Note:New programz I always put on fast servers.
Try to visit this page at least once per 2 weeks.

Q: I have some free webspace to offer you, Interested?
A: Yes I am, but DON`T send me links to free web hosting servers.
Or you think i`m too stupid and don`t know about this servers myself?

Q: I also clicked on your banners,can you put more progz for my help!?
A: I pay big money for online time to support
this page with few progz,so don`t demand too much from me.

Q: I have [...] program, full&retail! Are you interested?
A: Me? -no. For my page? -maybe. Put it somewhere,i will link to your page
(or directly to this program,if you'll give me permission or don`t have page yet).

Q: Do you have other pages? URL`s?
A: Yes,i have.But sorry,i can`t give URL`s to you.

Q: Can you make a mailing list for when your page will be updated?
A: Sure i can.But often i change only few pics on site or change a link,
when a program is deleted. Do you want this extra SPAM in your mailbox?

Q: What you mean: temporarily re-animated? How long will your page be up?
A: As long as I can support it.Maybe a few months,maybe less.
Maybe tomorrow the page will die forever.

Q: I get [...] program from your page,but it
require serial number! Can you send it to me?
A: s/n into fosi.nfo file (included into zip or exe archive)
Use notepad.exe or WordPad to read it.

Q: I can`t download anything! Page reloads or I get an error message.
A: Disable proxy or programs like AtGuard. If you aren`t using them,
try to back here later and use one of the 3 URL`s,listed on page.
Note:Server with links database may be down sometimes.
If so,come back to this page on next day and sorry for inconvenience.

Q: How often do you update your page?
A: When I get new APPZ and can afford to be online.

Q: Any other questions like "Where you get these programs?",
"Who are you and where are you from?",
"You know that you are providing copyrighted software?
You must delete this page in few hours or we...".
A: No answer.

[...] mean any program name and sorry about my bad english.