Q: I downloaded
[...] program from your page,how do I?..
A: You think
I`m tech support or what?
Rule:If you getting
commercial software for free,shut up and
take it "as is".If you have curve hands,buy
it and you`ll get tech support.
Q: I get file
with strange extension.What i must do with this file?
A: Rename to
.zip (sometimes to .exe)
Q: How to contact
you?
A: Post your
message and contact information in
alt.anonymous.messages news group with subject
ATTN: [PASCO]
Note:If you can
help with web space for my page,use this e-mail
Please do not send webspace offers on
free
webhosting servers like xoom,fortunecity,etc.
Again: feed-back
not available. That`s mean: do not mail appz requests,
questions about cursor trail, complains about
non working downloads
(all answers on this question are in this
faq), links exchange offers.
All these mails will be ignored. Sorry for
that.
Q: I can`t offer
you web space. Somehow else I can help?
A: Please Sign
up for free account at celebrity-x (banner on
the main page). Thank you very much in advance.
Q: Why only 36
programs here
(without this fuckin` "visit" links to other
pages) ??
A: I think 36
working links to full retail software are better
than 360 links to shareware (why not download
sharewares from
oficial sites?) + few non working links to
retail programs.
Sure i can search for progz with ftpsearch
or in newsgroups
and post them like do that many warez sites,but
you need this? :)
Advice:Don`t download
shareware from lame warez pages.
Get them from official program homepage or
from a registered
distributor like http://www.tucows.com,http://www.download.com,
http://www.shareware.com
and so on. Then... It`s easy to find
crack or s/n for a proggy or simply crack
this piece of shit yourself =o]
Q: [...] file
corrupt! I get CRC error!
A: All OK with
all
files.Hundreds of people downloading
them and only ~1 or 2 from 10000 have problems
like CRC error.
Try to download again with another program.
Netscape highly recommended. Again:
if you got corrupted file,try to get it again
with NETSCAPE.
Note:If you downloaded
program with IE,you can got
file without extension. Simply rename to *.zip
then.
Q: Hey man, can
I make mirror of your site?
A: I`m not in
need of any mirrors and please do not steal my links. You can
download programz and put on your server or
somewhere else,then link them.
Q: Why you can`t
add description of programs on your page?
A: Programs here
are for people who know what the hell
they want and just want to have the full version.
I am DON`T posting SHIT.For cracked garbage
go to another place.
22 dec 1998 - Some descriptions added
Q: What the fuck?
Can you remove these annoying graphics
and leave only text links to programz?
Or do you think I come here to look at your
stupid download buttons?
A: I enjoy making
graphics, :) Maybe it sounds silly,
but it`s my page.Yer getting it for free,
DON'T BITCH!
Q: Link to [...]
not working! Fix it,please.
A: Sure, when
it's possible. Or i will replace it.
Q: Can you add
on your page or know where to download [...] program?
A: No.Can`t add
and don`t know where to download.Heh,go to shop and buy it.
Q: Someone told
me,he got virus from your program! Is this true?
A: First of all,
this program is not mine. I am not writing programs ;)
About viruses: It CAN BE true, if this "someone"
can answer on this questions:
- What antivirus program you using?
- In what program this antivirus found virus?
- What virus name?
But, I`m sure, he can`t answer at least on
first question.
Anyway, I suggest you to check for viruses
all programs downloaded from warez pages.
Q: Your page/graphics/etc
terrible(great)! What are you use to made it?
A: Photoshop
4.0.1 + few plugins,Ulead GifAnimator and HomeSite 3.01.
Q: Fuck you! Your
page sux! Links not working and graphics like bullshit!
A: Fuck yourself
and never come again.
Q: You`re cracker?
A: No. Err..
correction:
I`m crackin` only for myself and I`m never
distribute my cracks.
Btw,retail programz better than cracked shareware
garbage ;-)
Q: "I have downloaded
[...] program from your site and
it crashed my windows,delete all information
on my HDD...",
"your cracked audiograbber not work,it`s a
fake",etc...
A: I am NEVER
change original installation code.
What software publishers offering for money,I`m
offer it
for free.That`s it.And if this programs not
working
perfectly,I`m never go to crack them (can
I do this or not)
Q: Downloads are
too slow :-(
A: And what,do
you think,can i do? Put progs on another servers?
Downloads are slow, `coz too many users are
downloading programs at one
time,lamers stealing my links and post them
on their pages,etc...
On others servers there would be the same
story.
Note:New programz
I always put on fast servers.
Try to visit this page at least once per 2
weeks.
Q: I have some
free webspace to offer you, Interested?
A: Yes I am,
but DON`T send me links to free web hosting servers.
Or you think i`m too stupid and don`t know
about this servers myself?
Q: I also clicked
on your banners,can you put more progz for my help!?
A: I pay big
money for online time to support
this page with few progz,so don`t demand too
much from me.
Q: I have [...]
program, full&retail! Are you interested?
A: Me? -no. For
my page? -maybe. Put it somewhere,i will link to your page
(or directly to this program,if you'll give
me permission or don`t have page yet).
Q: Do you have
other pages? URL`s?
A: Yes,i have.But
sorry,i can`t give URL`s to you.
Q: Can you make
a mailing list for when your page will be updated?
A: Sure i can.But
often i change only few pics on site or change a link,
when a program is deleted. Do you want this
extra SPAM in your mailbox?
Q: What you mean:
temporarily re-animated? How long will your page be up?
A: As long as
I can support it.Maybe a few months,maybe less.
Maybe tomorrow the page will die forever.
Q: I get [...]
program from your page,but it
require serial number! Can you send it to
me?
A: s/n into fosi.nfo
file (included into zip or exe archive)
Use notepad.exe or WordPad to read it.
Q: I can`t download
anything! Page reloads or I get an error message.
A: Disable proxy
or programs like AtGuard. If you aren`t using them,
try to back here later and use one of the
3 URL`s,listed on page.
Note:Server with
links database may be down sometimes.
If so,come back to this page on next day and
sorry for inconvenience.
Q: How often do
you update your page?
A: When I get
new APPZ and can afford to be online.
Q: Any other questions
like "Where you get these programs?",
"Who are you and where are you from?",
"You know that you are providing copyrighted
software?
You must delete this page in few hours or
we...".
A: No answer.
[...] mean any program name and sorry about my
bad english.